If politicians were HTTP status codes

401 Not Authorized

George W. Bush

416 Not Satisfiable

Bill Clinton

417 Expectation Failed

Barack Obama

302 Found

Saddam Hussein

404 Not Found

Osama Bin Laden

410 Gone

John F Kennedy

500 Internal Error

Donald Rumsfeld

415 Unsupported Media Type

Tony Blair

203 Non-Authoritative Information

Sarah Palin

306 Unused

Al Gore

408 Timeout

John McCain

303 See Other

Nicolas Sarkozy

100 Continue

Vladimir Putin

405 Method Not Allowed

Richard Nixon

402 Payment Required

Silvio Berlusconi

413 Too Large

Helmut Kohl

414 Too Long

Fidel Castro

411 Length Required

Cristina Fernández de Kirchner

300 Multiple Choices

Lech & Jaroslaw Kaczynski

403 Forbidden

Geert Wilders

409 Conflict

Adolf Hitler

406 Not Acceptable

Muammar Gaddafi

503 Service Unavailable

Kim Yong Il

nonsense

Dafydd Stuttard

@DafyddStuttard